You know how on tv when they show fairs they have those "freak shows" with the bearded lady and shit. Well I didnt think those things were real, that they were just a tv thing, but holy hell I went to the NYS Fair yesterday and there were 4 of them! Complete with the creepy "step right up" voice explaining what was inside. There was the obvious--the bearded lady. And there was a two headed baby, elephant skin baby, snake woman, with a snake body and the head of a beautiful woman, a giant spider, the world smallest woman-standing at 29 in tall--that one I actually believed, crab boy, etc. I was like "oh....my....god...."

And I got a fan while raiding the free sample building. It says "Smile, Jesus loves you!" And after "you" I wrote on it "if you're a white, christian male" :-D.